YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize