Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
they're like a gay fantastic four
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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