Do you still have your period?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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