D3 body, D1 cock
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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