How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
