Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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