it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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