belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I want to be your penis for a week.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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