super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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