Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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