i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
