That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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