O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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