Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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