at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The ass gains better be worth it
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