I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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