im drinking this country out of the recession.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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