Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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