your thong is hanging out like whoa
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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