sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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