It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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