Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
