We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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