It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's blow job season.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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