when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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