yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
