I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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