I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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