i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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