fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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