If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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