"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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