you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
