she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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