I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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