dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Congratulations! We have a period
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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