**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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