I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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