my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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