If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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