She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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