it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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