I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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