I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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