Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
