I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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