Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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