Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
zippers are such a cool invention
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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