i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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