i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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