Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
