I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
ok first of all what the fuck
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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