so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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